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PLANS
SUN SHINES ALL DAY!
BUT IT’S HARD TO GET EXCITED WHEN YOUR BACK IS BREAKING IN IT
OTHERS SIT UNDER UMBRELLAS DRINKING COLD ICED TEA
PEACE AND QUIET
IT’S GOT ALL THE PEACE AND QUIET OF NOTHING HAPPENING

PLANS! YOU DON’T MAKE PLANS, THE PLANS ARE LAID OUT WELL AHEAD, YOU FOLLOW THEM

MY BEST BUDDY TED CROUCH
WAS HANDY AS MARCONI, MADE A RING PERFECT FOR PLUMBING
PITCHED IT TO A NEW YORK COMPANY, AND GOT THE PATENT STOLEN
CAME HOME ON FIRE
WHAT MONEY HE HAD LEFT WENT TO A HOPELESS FUCKING LAWYER
BUT THE GUNSHOT DIDN’T KILL HIM, HE DIED WRITHING WITH INFECTION

PLANS! YOU DON’T MAKE PLANS, THE PLANS ARE LAID OUT WELL AHEAD, YOU FOLLOW THEM

MY DADDY, EUGENE!
DECORATED IN THE WAR, MADE IT WORK AGAINST THE ODDS, HAD INSURANCE BUT INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER ACTS OF GOD
GOT A FULL THREE YEARS, FOR CRIPPLING THE ASSESSOR
HE GOT OUT AND WENT BACK AT HER, GOT RESPECT AND TURNED A PROFIT
BUT THE MOLES ARE ALL MALIGNANT

DARLING, WHAT WOULD ANY SANE MAN
WITH AN INKLING OF AMBITION
AND NO TOLERANCE FOR CAGES
IN WIDE OPEN SPACES DO?

MY LITTLE NIECE, LUCILLE
THEY PUT UP DRAGONFLY WALLPAPER
MADE THE DINING ROOM A NURSERY HAD A TRUNK OF HAND-ME-DOWNS
BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY’VE BEEN SPRAYING
SHE WAS ONE OF SEVEN CHILDREN IN THE AREA DELIVERED STILL
AND NOW MY SISTER’S CATATONIC, ALL SHE DOES SOMETIMES IS CRY AND SAYS SHE NEVER EVEN SAW LUCILLE’S EYE

PLANS!
YOU DON’T MAKE PLANS, THE PLANS ARE LAID OUT WELL AHEAD YOU FOLLOW THEM

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from CRIME DOES NOT PAY, released May 31, 2017
Bob Wood- Devin MacKinnon

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Kris Demeanor - Mr. Crime & Guitar
Devin MacKinnon - Bob Wood & Guitar
Jamie Konchak - Violet Page & Bass
Lennette Randall - Eleanor Flood & Conga
David Rhymer - Marvin Shade & Keyboard
Selina Wong - Ensemble, Keyboard & Percussion
André Wickenheiser - Ensemble, Trumpet & Percussion
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