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I DON’T KNOW WHAT HOOKED ME FIRST
THE LIPS, THE LEGS, OR THAT SPECTACULAR RACK OF YOURS
BUT THE ROOM WENT INTO SHOCK
AND ALL OF THE FELLAS SO JEALOUS I BAGGED YOU

YOU’RE NO BORING BRIDE BIMBO
YOU CAN SAVE THE DAY WITH A CRACK OF THE WHIP
WHILE THE BLUE BOYS SIGH ‘AIN’T THAT LADY FANTASTIK’

IT’S SO EASY TO DRAW A LADY
THAT COULD MAKE THE HARDEST MAN HARDER
I JUST HAVE TO LOOK AT YOU
SO LET’S DO THIS, LET’S ROLL
LET THE GOOD TIMES TAKE THEIR TOLL
I DON’T WANT YOU WEAK, BUT I DON’T WANT YOU EQUAL EITHER

RINGLETS OF HAZEL HAIR
LIGHT ON THE CREST OF THAT WIGGLING PEACH OF A DERRIERE
FROM AN OUTLINE OF CHARCOAL GRAY
I GET TO DRESS YOU ANYWAY THAT I FANCY

YOU’RE NO TROPHY FOR SCOUNDRELS
YOU CAN LASSO THE MUGGER WHILE PAINTING YOUR NAILS
WHILE EVERY RED BLOODED BOY IN AMERICA CHECKS OUT YOUR DETAILS

IT’S SO EASY TO DRAW A LADY
THAT COULD MAKE THE HARDEST MAN HARDER
I JUST HAVE TO LOOK AT YOU
SO LET’S DO THIS, LET’S ROLL
LET THE GOOD TIMES TAKE THEIR TOLL
I DON’T WANT YOU WEAK,
BUT I DON’T WANT YOU EQUAL EITHER

IT’S SO EASY TO DRAW A LADY
THAT COULD MAKE THE HARDEST MAN HARDER
I JUST HAVE TO LOOK AT YOU
SO LET’S DO THIS, LET’S ROLL
LET THE GOOD TIMES TAKE THEIR TOLL
I DON’T WANT YOU WEAK,
BUT I DON’T WANT YOU EQUAL EITHER
I DON’T WANT YOU WEAK,
BUT I DON’T WANT YOU EQUAL EITHER
I DON’T WANT YOU WEAK,
BUT I DON’T WANT YOU EQUAL EITHER

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from CRIME DOES NOT PAY, released May 31, 2017

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Crime Does Not Pay Calgary, Alberta

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Kris Demeanor - Mr. Crime & Guitar
Devin MacKinnon - Bob Wood & Guitar
Jamie Konchak - Violet Page & Bass
Lennette Randall - Eleanor Flood & Conga
David Rhymer - Marvin Shade & Keyboard
Selina Wong - Ensemble, Keyboard & Percussion
André Wickenheiser - Ensemble, Trumpet & Percussion
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