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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
OUR IMAGINATIONS RAN WILD?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HOT WIRED THE GETAWAY CAR?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID ‘LET’S KIDNAP THAT GIRL?’

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I SCREAMED WHILE YOU PULLED OUT HIS TEETH?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED A HOT BANK CLERK FOR ME?

SMOKES? HAVE A SMOKE!

WHAT TIME IS IT?

IT DOESN’T MATTER IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT TIME IT IS

AND IF IT DID, WE’D HAVE A WATCH

AN HEIRLOOM FOR THE GRANDSON KIND OF WATCH?

GO BACK OUTSIDE? I’D RATHER DIE.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SHOWED ME OFF AT CHEZ PAUL?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THE FAN MAIL WAS PILED ON THE STEP?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE BLEW HALF A GRAND AT THE TRACK?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A CHRISTMAS CARD CAME FROM THE BANK?

DRINK? WELL HERE’S TO YOU.

WHEN DOES THE STORE CLOSE?

IT DOESN’T MATTER
THERE ARE MORE BOTTLES THAN PROMISES

AND IF WE’RE DRY, I’VE GOT A FRIEND

A ‘BE THERE IN HALF AN HOUR KIND OF FRIEND’?

GO BACK OUTSIDE? I’D RATHER DIE!

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU FORGOT ALL ABOUT ROME?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SNICKERED WHEN I PROPOSED?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I DIDN’T TASTE BOOZE ON YOUR TONGUE?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME ETERNITY FELT SO FUCKIN’ LONG?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVEN TRIED TO GET ME HARD?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DIDN’T JUST BLAME THE WORLD?
WHEN WAS THAT LAST TIME YOU WEREN’T SO HARD TO GET HARD?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I SAID YOU COULD GO NO QUESTIONS ASKED?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOUR REFLEXES BEAT OUT YOUR BRAIN?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU COULDN’T JUST LET THAT LIE?

LIES? LET’S TALK LIES!

OR LET YOUR FISTS DO THE TALKING?

DON’T BE CRAZY, I FUCKIN’ LOVE YOU BABE- BUT IF YOU LEAVE-

WHAT?

I DON’T KNOW. I DON’T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE.

I’m going outside
Don’t even try
You’re on your own, put that down
You’ve sucked me dry
You’re sick, eleven days in here, it stinks, you’re drunk, you’ve lost your mind, let me go, that bitch was right
What was what?
Eleanor Flood, let me out, useless women, heartless men, ha ha ha, all in fun
You signed off on every one, had everything
Move, I’m done
Why the hard time?
I’m going outside, I’m going outside, put that down, let me outside
I’d- rather- die.

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from CRIME DOES NOT PAY, released May 31, 2017

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Crime Does Not Pay Calgary, Alberta

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Kris Demeanor - Mr. Crime & Guitar
Devin MacKinnon - Bob Wood & Guitar
Jamie Konchak - Violet Page & Bass
Lennette Randall - Eleanor Flood & Conga
David Rhymer - Marvin Shade & Keyboard
Selina Wong - Ensemble, Keyboard & Percussion
André Wickenheiser - Ensemble, Trumpet & Percussion ... more

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