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HEY BUDDY, I KNOW YOUR NAME
GET TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE, SIR
I’M A FAN OF YOUR WORK, SIR
AT FIRST I CAN’T STOP LOOKING AROUND
THINKING SOMEBODY’S GONNA FIGURE THIS OUT
PICTURES ARE MY FARMER’S SEED
GIVING EVERYBODY WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS

JEALOUSY FLIRTING WITH FIRE
AVARICE MAKING A FORTUNE
EVERYTHING’S COMING UP GREEN
EVERYTHING’S COMING UP CORPSES

WOLF WHISTLES HOWL
THE POUR IS ALWAYS THREE FINGERS
THERE’S AN ART TO BEING YOUNG
FORGET THE CHAPEL AND THE RING
WHAT NAUGHTY LITTLE TRICKS WILL THE LIQUOR BRING
IT’S SO SPECIAL HAVING FRIENDS
EVEN BETTER WHEN THEY’RE DYING OF ENVY

JEALOUSY FLIRTING WITH FIRE
AVARICE MAKING A FORTUNE
EVERYTHING’S COMING UP GREEN
EVERYTHING’S COMING UP CORPSES

I GOTTA SAY IT’S A JOY
I’VE BEEN TRYING FOR A WHILE NOW
IT’S NOT ABOUT ME ANYMORE
I MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT
I’VE NEVER BEEN PROUDER OR FELT SO ALIVE
MY FAVOURITE PART IS CHANGING THEM
HIS FIRST WORDS WERE “DON’T SAY A WORD OR YOU’RE DEAD!”

THEY SAID I WASTED MY TIME
COPYING ALL THE MASTERS

BUT THOSE AXE GRINDING BASTARDS
ARE LIQUID GOLD STRAIGHT FROM YOUR PEN

DARK DARTS INTO THE HEARTS OF MEN

INFECTING EVERY VIRGIN MIND

CASHING ALL THE CHEQUES ON A HARLOT’S BEHIND

JEALOUSY FLIRTING WITH FIRE
AVARICE MAKING A FORTUNE
EVERYTHING’S COMING UP GREEN
EVERYTHING’S COMING UP CORPSES
JEALOUSY FLIRTING WITH FIRE
AVARICE MAKING A FORTUNE

EVERYTHING’S COMING UP GREEN/SPRAY THE FIELDS AND WE WILL SAVE THE CROP
EVERYTHING’S COMING UP CORPSES
EVERYTHING’S COMING UP CORPSES
EVERYTHING’S COMING UP CORPSES
EVERYTHING’S COMING UP.

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from CRIME DOES NOT PAY, released May 31, 2017

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Crime Does Not Pay Calgary, Alberta

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Kris Demeanor - Mr. Crime & Guitar
Devin MacKinnon - Bob Wood & Guitar
Jamie Konchak - Violet Page & Bass
Lennette Randall - Eleanor Flood & Conga
David Rhymer - Marvin Shade & Keyboard
Selina Wong - Ensemble, Keyboard & Percussion
André Wickenheiser - Ensemble, Trumpet & Percussion
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